Tuesday, August 9, 2011

I Love Finding Random Shit!

Hello World... So I was looking through some really old files and stumbled upon an old story I wrote some odd years ago. I decided to read it (thank god is was only like 17 pages) and at that point made up my mind that I would make it pretty and smack it on the ass...

In other words - I'm going to give it life and show it to the rest of you! It looks like I'm going to be up late again, until I get this thing in tip-top shape.


So to keep me up I've put together some refried beans and chihuahua cheese as a dip with delicious El Milagro tortilla chips and a Heineken to chase. What a wonderful night I will be having, yessir.
So With That, I Bit You Adeu... and hope that you look out for a post titled Christmas wit The Connors. If not, then it's w.e. Honestly I'm not expecting a lot but mkay. I'm off. BEER!

Rubbers are baby killers, hundreds at a time!
Muah! Miss Banx

1 comment:

  1. Hey, you, goirl... I gotta lotta thangs which arent whorizontal. Wanna see? Join me Upstairs: lemme fill-you-in, lemme fill-you-up withe epiphany, the avant-gardeness and wisdom necessary to achieve Seventh-Heaven, dear. You'd loooooooooooooooooooooooooove it. Cannot live without it. And dats da fak, Jak -Bill Murray...

    If 'freedom lies in being bold' (Robert Frost), doesn't pushing-the-envelope result in the Elysian Fields? If I'm the sower, we plant the Seed; if I'm an artist, we RITE the symphonies heard Upstairs ☆IF☆ you accept His lead withe orchestra...

    Wanna find-out the fax, Jak, in a wurld fulla the 'power of cowards'? Wanna wiseabove to help a 'Plethora Of Wurdz' [POW!] which are look'n for a new home in thy novelty?? Yay!

    Q: But [gulp] can anyone tell me the difference between K2/IQ? A: Nthn. In Heaven, we gitt'm both for eternity HA! Need a few more thots, ideers, wild wurdz (whoa, Nelly! easy, girl!) or ironclad iconoclasms?

    VERBUM SAT SAPIENTI (Latin: words to [the] wise): As an ex-writer of the sassy, savvy, schizophenia we all go thro in this lifelong demise, I just wanna help U.S. git past the ping-pong-politixx, the whorizontal more!ass! we're in...

    "This finite existence is only a test, son," God Almighty told me in my coma. "Far beyond thy earthly tempest is where you'll find tangible, corpulent eloquence". Lemme tella youse without d'New Joisey accent...

    I actually saw Seventh-Heaven when we died: you couldn't GET!! any moe curly, party-hardy-endorphins, low-hanging-fruit of the Celestial Paradise, extravagantly-surplus-lush Upstairs (awww! baby kitties, too!!) when my o-so-beautifull, brilliant, bombastic girly passed-away due to those wry, sardonic satires...

    "Those who are wise will shine as brightly as the expanse of the Heavens, and those who have instructed many in uprightousness as bright as stars for all eternity" -Daniel 12:3, NJB

    Here's also what the prolific, exquisite GODy sed: 'the more you shall honor Me, the more I shall bless you' -the Infant Jesus of Prague.

    Go gitt'm, girly. You're incredible. You're indelible. Cya Upstairs. I won't be joining'm in the nasty Abyss where Isis prowls
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    -YOUTHwitheTRUTH:
    Revelation 14:13
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    PS Need summore unique, uncivilized, useless names?? Lemme gonna gitcha started, brudda:

    Oak Woods, Franky Sparks, Athena Noble, Autumn Rose, Faith Bishop, Dolly Martin, Willow Rhodes, Cocoa Major, Roman Stone, Bullwark Burnhart, Magnus Wilde, Kardiak Arrest, Will Wright, Goldy Silvers, Penelope Summers, Sophie Sharp, Violet Snow, Lizzy Roach, BoxxaRoxx, Aunty Dotey, Romero Stark, Zacharia Neptoon, Mercurio Morrissey, Fritz & Felix Franz, Victor Payne, Isabella Silverstein, Mercedes Kennedy, Redd Rust, Phoenix Martini, Ivy Squire, Sauer Wolfe, Yankee Cooky, blessed b9...

    God blessa youse
    (trustNjesus)
    -Fr. Sarducci, ol SNL

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